How to poo : your way to the top / Mats & Enzo
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TextPublication details: London : Prion Books, c2016Description: 144 pages : illustrations (some color) ; 18 cmISBN: - 9781853759642
- HF 5549.5 .M38 2016
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Introduction -- The expert -- Basic Skills -- The golden rules -- The six N-Rules -- Test yourself -- As soon as you enter the stall -- Leave the door open while checking! -- The best position to poo in a stall -- How to go to the bathroom -- Basic skills -- How to make your own poo at work log -- Problem scenarios -- 10 alternatives to toilet paper -- Problem scenarios -- How to fart at work -- Fart facts -- Where and how to fart at work -- The PCF Meth -- How to break wind in your office -- Physics made simple -- How to fart in a lift at work -- When can you fart safely on the stairs -- How to discredit your colleagues and your boss -- Basic mid-term strategy -- The excel tool you -- How to use the question -- Scenarios -- To use the urinals against a colleague.
"Just when you thought it was safe to dip your toes back in the [toilet] water, Mats & Enzo are here with more essential poo-related work advice. In How to Poo Your Way to the Top , Mats and Enzo explain how to rise through the ranks by maneuvering through the real corridors of office power: the toilet. Not many people realize just how important toilet etiquette is in the workplace: how, where, and when you poo can dictate so much more than what you weigh in on the afternoon. It can affect your promotions, others' perception of you, and all aspects of your career. Not convinced? Then you need How to Poo Your Way to the Top before it's too late!"
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